you’ve worn a mask for so long that it’s melted into your face and you don’t even realize you’re wearing it anymore

bzq (via fuckinq)

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12:39pm with 1,546 notes


im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.

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1:22pm with 265,241 notes


can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year

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1:19pm with 76,416 notes




lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

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1:17pm with 208,082 notes