you’ve worn a mask for so long that it’s melted into your face and you don’t even realize you’re wearing it anymore

bzq (via fuckinq)

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12:39pm with 1,546 notes

obscyr:

im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.

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1:22pm with 265,241 notes

laserelectric:

can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year

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1:19pm with 76,416 notes

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

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1:17pm with 208,082 notes